Spicy Appetizer for Superbowl Sunday

Appetizers:For 4 to 6 people.

Soak wooden skewers or you'll burn the shit out of them like I often do.

Get a 2 quart bowl, pour one 12oz. can of crushed pineapple (retained) two tablespoons of red pepper (ground and flakes), about one tablespoon of black pepper and a teaspoon of kosher salt, about 2 shots of spiced rum (I used Mount Gay), and about 2 to 3 tablespoons of honey (I used clover honey). Chop the Peppers and onions and let them soak in the spicy and sweet pinapple juice for a half hour so they really take on the sweet and spicy flavors.

Mix-it real good, with your bare hands, like you're hot for pineapple. Yeah that's right. Mmmmm. Oh yeah. I hope you like it as much as I do.

Hmmmm. Oh well.

Now push this new gew between some bell peppers, pinapple chunks (diced), onions and pork (I use chops).

Put this hot and spicy and sweet thing over hot coals for up to 15 minutes. Flip and let sit over hot coals for another 5 minutes. Mmmmmmmmmmmm. You know what I'm sayin'? That's right.

I suggest sear the meat prior to this so you don't poison yourself and others.

Now I don't stick to this recipe, strickly you know, because some day's are spicier than others.

Love,

J.

The last part of an email string between Sen. Nelson (D-FL) and I

Dear Sen. Nelson,

Thank you for you reply. I have read a set of statistics that show that insurance companies are hit with less fraud and deny less claims than MediCare or Medicaid. I believe that is because a private company has a bottom line to protect and a government just has to demand more money from its people.

Furthermore, the government can't even run the Homeland Security office. What makes you think that the government bullying healthcare providers is going result in? I believe they will close shop and move out of this country and set up in a business friendly country (see home insurance companies pulling out of Florida).

I am a tax payer, voter, and an activist and I believe that the Senate bill was a disgusting slight of hand pulled by your greedy power hungry party. President promised an open government and it turned out to be a lie. I am glad your party lost in Massachusetts. I'm sure you'll be alright when your next election comes up since you tend to swing to the right just before the people vote.

:)

Sincerely,

James Hearn

Do you let others fight?

It is situations like the G20 that makes me want to pursue [sp] Constitutional Law. The Military operating within our borders for crowd control is bad enough. I don't care if they are a bunch of young men with nothing better to do or older people who are just stupid anarchists they should have been allowed to assemble and the city of Pittsburg should have planned for these people to assemble. Especially when the President of the United States is busy blaming the worlds problems on the U.S.A. and the west.

What is funny is he knows that if the USA were to pull out of the world markets and become what we were starvation and famine would strike Africa (of which he is a son) and Asia. Millions (Billions?) would die of starvation, famine, disease, and violence.

Vegans... Funny.

I saw 10 books featured in Barnes & Nobles yesterday featuring Vegan lifestyle. Nice. Maybe we should stop eating meat! I mean, shit, think about it, we can stop breeding, medicating poor cows and instead let them roam free. We can, instead, eat soy products!

Here is how we'll do it. We will have to cultivate the everglades and St. John's River in Florida. We can do it! We can kill and displace all the animals from that place. We can do it. We can poison the rivers and swamps with our piss and our dumps to grow the soy we need. move the people out of Florida and send them back to New York and New Jersey or to live with their cousins in Alabama...

NO!

Cause Alabama, Mississippi, and Louisiana will be gone!

They will be farms for soy,
And Rice... OH BOY!

We can do it.
The rest of the world...
Who cares? SCREW IT!

Meat!
We've had enough of it.
Who cares,
that every meal tastes like shit?

We can do it.
We should do it.

Let's start today.

Love,

J.

The Real

The people perpetrating the so-called Tea Parties are racsist sociopaths with hate in their hearts pumped up from beer bonging in their trailers and watching too much Glenn Beck!

That is according to Saturday Night Live.

Glad I know.

I went to a couple Tea Parties. There weren't any drooling maniacs there, at first, then some "Loose Change" assholes showed up. They were talking about how President Obama works for the same Shadow Government that George W. Bush worked for. Hmmmm. The fellow Tea Partiers were calling them crazies and assholes.

So far so good.

Then some dumbass yell, on stage, "He (Pres. Obama) ain't my President."

Yes he is. Work harder to get your guy elected next time dousche bag. My brother and I heckled that statement. Then we left.

Love,

J.

I wrote this after my dad died

Sawdust

A musky aroma of oak.
The sweet smell of cherry.
The sour tinge of pine.
I remember the first time I used this saw.

The odor of burning wood
mixed with old oil and metal.
I can still smell old cigarettes.
I remember the first oak I cut.

Dire Straits, “The Sultans of Swing,”
Rocking between the screams of the board.
My push-sticks guide the victim.
I remember the first time I tracked this mess through the house.

I run my fingers along the edge.
I measure twice from end to end.
I weigh the board with my hands.


I look at my hands
I see the cuts on my hands.Instantly I miss my father.

The three reasons to see, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen."

First, your favorite way to describe your favorite movies is, "Shit blowd dup an’ den, the guy was, like, ‘Oh shit wass dat?’ and den he blowd up but he dinnin’t die coz he was throwd by the spolsion into a pillow factory… Whoa," then this movie is exactly for you.
Second, if you like cartoons, then this movie is for you.
Third, you just like going to the movies and you don’t care what’s on from Sex In The City to Sponge Bob to 300 to The Royal Tenenbaums.
If you require some character development, a plot, realistic settings, and good pacing, then this movie is not for you.
It starts as the Autobots, the good guys, and a special force of ineffective troops fight a giant Kingkongobot and beat it rather easily.
Then we see the main character is getting ready to leave for college where he will ruin his life with drugs and a lack of self discipline.
His parents are troubling and bumbling about and yapping and crying. Then there was a rock that falls out of the main character’s pocket. It turns the kitchen appliances into little rotten robots. It creates an action scene of sorts when one of the transformers from the previous movie blows shit up.
They get to college. Some cliché college antics happen within a minute period. Main character goes to a party at a frat house as a freshman rush. The party looks like a real expensive night club which employs women who lack self respect. Then… Uh-oh.. his transformer shows up and takes him to a secret meeting with Octopus Preem who has a brief dialogue with Main Character which does nothing at all for anything for the movie. Then this Voctoria’s Secret looking girls who is coming on to Main Character turns into a Barbobot that tries to eat him.
Stuff starts to blow up, robots fight, and people run. They figure out that some crazy shit is at stake due to some magical robots and shit.
They consult some ancient all knowing aborigine who somehow had the answer, you know, because though we have had the written word for five thousand years, it’s always more important to consult the oldest member of a group of savages who never foresee the imminent yearly dry season to cultivate and store some grain. Then they do a sort of National Treasure-esq search for ancient symbols based on something or other blah blah blah. Then they find a robot tomb and find the key! Yay! Main character grabs it and it turns to Black Sea salt. HAHAHAHAHA. I don’t think this moment was supposed to be funny. Instead of selling the Black Sea Salt to holistic urban yuppies for $100.00 a teaspoon. Then more shit blew up. People ran. The bad guys lost who cares? By the time the climax of the movie began I was cleaning dishes.

Spicy appetizer

Appetizers:For two people.

Soak wooden skewers or you'll burn the shit out of them like I often do.

Get a 2 quart bowl, pour one 12oz. can of diced pineapple (retained) two tablespoons of red pepper, about one tablespoon of black pepper and a teaspoon of kosher salt, and about 2 tablespoons of honey (I used 1/2 clover and 1/2 wildflower [dark] honey). Chop the Peppers and onions and let them soak in the spicy and sweet pinapple juice for a half hour so they really take on the sweet and spicy flavors.

Mix-it real good, with your bare hands, like you're hot for pineapple. Yeah that's right. Mmmmm. Oh yeah. I hope you like it as much as I do.

Hmmmm. Oh well.

Now push this new gew between some bell peppers, onions and pork.

Put this hot and spicy and sweet thing over hot coals for up to 15 minutes. Flip and let sit over hot coals for another 5 minutes. Mmmmmmmmmmmm. You know what I'm sayin'? That's right.

I suggest sear the meat prior to this so you don't poison yourself and get sued by your signifagant other.

Now I don't stick to this recipe, strickly, you know, because some day's are spicier than others.

Love,

J.